Christmas edition and the capitalistic nazis that control it

Christmas used to be the bee's knees. Seriously, it was freakin' awesome. I got toys and video games and things to hit people with. For one night, my parents gave me anything I wanted because God said so.

But I got older. I don't get toys anymore.

Even if I did, I've become such a freakin' cynic that I would think they were just a waste of money. No, that's wrong too. I don't care about money so much. It's just that this holiday is just too much of a materialistic culture flaunting all the crap it has. We don't mean to flaunt. It just happens.

Christmas is the ultimate holiday of the capitalist. Even the American image of old Kris is from old Coca Cola ads.

Santa is way too excited.

Every year, I hear the Christian radio talk about returning this holiday to Jesus. HA! Christmas has been grasped by everyone who sells things and will not let go. It's the holiday that plays on people's want not to be a cheapskate because its for someone else. Well, it doesn't work on me. I'm a cheapskate no matter what. The love of an overweight pervert in a red suit isn't goin' to change nothin'.

I just wish that Christmas would grow the fuck up already and realize that maybe it could become a great holiday for giving...to people who really need it. I'm guilty of not doing it. But, I wasn't expected to either.

By the way, what the hell is this?!



Keep your dirty money-grubbin' Disney hands off my Scrooge!

Bah-Humbug!!

I screwed up so I apologize and I hope that the three of you can forgive me.

I've learned that I have two potential states of working: all or nothing. I can only get things done when I'm doing things all day. If not, I will sit around all day and ponder on maybe getting something done without actually doing anything. All or nothing.

Hence, no action going on for December. I didn't do anything that I wanted to accomplish during my winter break. In fact, I did almost nothing except sit on my arse and ponder some ridiculous great mysteries.

vampires or zombies?

With that in mind, I apologize for being a general slacker in almost everything I do. In that regard, I now pledge to pay attention to this blog. I pledge to thrift all the more and to share with y'all what the hell I picked up. I will write more. This post, although on a Tuesday, will now declare that I will try to write every Monday, Wednesday and Friday. I will follow such a schedule religiously from now on. If not, so help me God.

I did not write about Christmas. I did not write about the holidays. I almost have the time to write about it now. But not now. Why you ask? See above paragraph .